Today, I decided that I would be a Disney star. Now, to those of you who have the abundant good fortune of knowing me personally it may be coming as a shock that I did not in fact opt for the princess category in the metaphorical Disney application form in my head. I agree, I do have a certain spryness to my step and a certain charm to myself that would advocate being the one declared fairest of them all by every (soon-to-be-broken) mystical mirror on the wall. However, I decided that although my talents – boundless as they are – would be very much suited to the role, another was in store for me. Of course, I can practically hear your disgruntled exclamations from here! “Oh but Mamoon! The major character of a true Disney movie is always a princess! How could someone as astronomically perfect (Authors note: It is considered by some that the word perfect itself is ample adjective to describe flawlessness. I agree. However, when it comes to my doting audience, they understand that...